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Wifes From Different Parts Of India – How Are they Sexually?

 The intention of this post isn’t to hurt anyone’s sentiments or cause offence. If anybody does feel so after reading this post though, my apologies in advance.

Without revealing too much about myself, let me just say that, I’ve been in quite a few relationships with women from different states of this multi-cultural country of ours and have friends, of all castes and from different states, who’ve been in relationships, married, divorced, etc. And this post is a culmination of all the knowledge that each one of has culled from all our relationships with the many women of India!

So here are the traits of having a wife from every part of India:

A Tamilian wife:

A Tamilian woman is likely to be built like the sculptures of the goddesses in our temples. She will be voluptuous, with a fleshy stomach where the navel is so deep you could fuck it! She has thighs like architectural columns, which when she wraps around your back as you make love to her, you feel the soft cushion of. Breasts are relatively large compared to the rest of India, but they still can’t match their sisters from Kerala (we’ll get to them later). A Tamilian wife will be very loyal and devoted to her husband. Fidelity is a guarantee. The downside is, despite being blessed with such a fuckable body, she will not be experimental at sex, and will never initiate it. Over the years, her eagerness to have sex decreases all the more. But while it lasts, you really feel you’re making love to a goddess.

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Trust is Like A Rubber

Trust is Like A Rubber

Expresses and Emotions Of Men and Women

The bride and groom wedding reading messages to each other before the ceremony.

In these letters they write their kind words mate.

Look at the reaction, the reaction of men and women. 

Amazing Happenings

Amazing Pictures of Wikileaks Server Bunker in Stockholm

I wondered to myself, "where Wikileaks keep all the data?" It would surely have to be pretty safe, and in a fairly "politically neutral" country. My first thought was a server lab somehow implanted into a Swiss bank account. It turns out I was pretty close. With his eccentric personal life and air of mystery, the flamboyant WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange seems to be doing his best to impersonate a James Bond villain. The servers are actually hosted by Stockholm based "Banhof ISP", a server lab located in a nuclear bomb shelter, situated 100ft under a rock mountain.

These amazing pictures where taken by swedish photographer Jann Lipka. I recommend visiting Jann's website, and blowing up the images to fullscreen.

‘Jetman’ Yves Rossy Flies Over The Grand Canyon

Swiss pilot and stuntman Yves Rossy (previously featured) who is nicknamed Jet Man for being the first person to fly using a jet-powered engine on his backpack, flew over the Grand Canyon in a jet suit, last Saturday. Rossy soared 200 feet above the Canyon rim to complete the eight-minute flight over a five-mile radius.

The custom-built jet suit that Rossy wears on his back weighs 120lb and has a 79" wing span. It averages speeds of 125mph and has four engines.

Amazing Leave Application

This is on the amazing Leave Application written by a Genius.

Point to be Noted is the spellings....in the letter

Innovative Way of Loading a JCB Tractor to Train for Transportion

Stone House – Seven Century Old Stone Houses in Iran

Iran has been in news for quite some time now. Although a popular and a strategic nation, Iran was known for its 7 century old stone houses too. The informative creative highlights as to what the life and times would have been at those testing times. Those were the days when a man’s heart was as brittle as a stone and as sharp as a sword. However, as the times have unfolded both seem to be of spurious quality.

Probably you’d be thanking your stars that you were not born in there that time. The fun and the games were of all together of different sort in those times.

Monowi: The Town With Population of One

Monowi is a village in Nebraska, United States, whose only remaining resident is a 77-year old woman named Elsie Eiler. Eiler lives in a mobile home a half-block from the only business left in Monowi, a dark, wood-paneled tavern, thick with smoke  which Eiler runs. She also runs the town library, a tiny building jammed with 5,000 books left behind by her late husband who was a devoted reader. Elise is also the mayor of Monowi.

Elsie Eiler poses with the town population sign outside of the village of Monowi, Nebraska (Rick Wilking / Reuters)

Top 10 Hardest Working Countries of the World

10. Slovenia

 Average Hours Worked: 8.15

Slovenia rounds out the top 10 in terms of average hours worked among the population of OECD member states, possibly as a result of the fact that Slovenians do three hours and 51 minutes of unpaid work each day, 24 minutes more than the OECD average. Slovenia also has the lowest income inequality in OECD and the ninth – lowest relative income poverty rate at 7.8 percent of its population. Slovenia registered a big fall in infant mortality in the last generation and has the second lowest rate in the OECD of 2.1 per 1,000 live births, just after Luxembourg. But the country is rated in the highest third of the OECD for perceived corruption and the lowest third for confidence in national institutions. The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development’s (OECD) released its ‘Society at a Glance’ survey, which investigated the number of hours the population of its member countries spent in both paid and unpaid work (defined as working at home or doing volunteer work), as well as how much time people spent in leisure activities. Lets take a look at which countries are among the world’s busiest and hardest-working nations? 

Your Job According to height of your Pants

 Your Job According to height of your Pants

Chinese Animal Lover Adopts 140 Stray Dogs

Chinese Animal Lover Adopts 140 Stray Dogs

REUTERS Photo

Li Zongwen, a former chef from Wuhan, has made online headlines after Chinese media discovered he has taken in 140 stray dogs from the outskirts of the city. More images after the break...

Simply Unbelivable

Top 10 Most Dangerous Waves in the World

With super advanced equipment, tow-in access, and internet swell tracking, a growing number of surfers are getting rides on incredibly powerful waves.
What makes a wave dangerous? Is sheer size an accurate indicator for how hazardous a surf spot is? Read on for our roundup of the top ten most dangerous waves in the world.


1. Cyclops (remote south coast Western Australia)

This ultra square-shaped, below sea level, one-eyed monster tops the list for good reasons. It’s impossible to paddle into on a surfboard and almost unrideable towing behind a jet ski.
If you blow a wave here you’ll be washed straight onto the dry rocks, which is a bummer because the nearest medical help is hours away.

A Boy's Dream

A Boy's Dream

The Great Illusion

Enjoy these photos to see The Great Illusion.

“Butt Drag” Wrestling Move Drags Sexual Battery Charges (2 Photos)

Preston Hill, a 17-year-old Buchanan High School student from Clovis, California, used the Butt Drag move on one of his teammates at a school-sponsored event and now faces sexual battery charges.

Amazing happenings-Window cleaner in Dubai

Nerves Of Steel In Dubai

When he spotted a mark on his apartment window, this chap just had to pop out to give the glass a quick wipe with a squeegee. Nothing odd about that – except that he lives 400ft up on the 34th floor of a tower block in Jumeirah Beach, Dubai.

He stepped out on to the narrow ledge and, holding the frame, stretched across to wipe away the annoying smudge.